Thirsty Moms Everywhere Wanna Get Dirty with Mr. Clean

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    I know what you’re thinking right now: “uh, excuse me? Does MY mom want to do weird shit with this chiseled, shiny-headed bald janitor?”

    The answer is yeah, probably.

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    via youtube/mrclean


    There seems to be an interesting trend going on with the new revamped version of the mascot from Super Bowl LI and that trend is mothers SINCERELY wanting Mr. C’s D. 

    These ladies are all about watching Mr. Clean buff their countertops in his tight
    check out my nippies” white undershirt while they tightly grip a bottle of cleaning product close to their chest.

    But let’s be real here, the people behind his social media team are ALL about getting moms to fantasize about his ultra-clean pecs, just look at their advertising: 

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    via facebook/mrclean

    “Oh Mr. Clean, you missed a spot, and that spot is in my underwear (you know that special pair that sags in the back with the worn-out elastic because I’m a mother of 5 and I don’t have time for this shit.”

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    via facebook/mrclean

    I mean, dang, they’re practically asking moms to wipe down their dildo collection with his EXTRA DURABLE (uh, CONDOMS ANYONE) magic eraser. 

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    But hey, don’t take our word for it, just check out the comment section of his Facebook: 

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    via juliareinstein/facebook/mrclean

    His fans are so loyal they’re willing to fight for a chance to rub that naked dome:

     

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    via juliareinstein/facebook/mrclean

    They’re even ready for marriage. 

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    via juliareinstein/facebook/mrclean

    So sexy, Barbara could literally die. 

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    via facebook/mrclean

    They just can’t get enough!

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    RIP to all moms out there. 

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    via facebook/mrclean

    Thirsty Moms Everywhere Wanna Get Dirty with Mr. Clean




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