I’m sorry sir, but you’re banned from the internet. You have 20 seconds to vacate the premises.
For what you ask?
Oh, for being like, really fucking annoying.
1. Can FB put your shirt back on then?
2. 14 HOURS STRAIGHT NO FOOD NO BREAKS.
3. Bang Bros.
4. I bet a pig has never been able to fly in a luxurious exit row seat.
5. 12-Year-Olds work at Kmart now.
6. Reasons why you don’t have friends.
7. HE HAS THE SEX SO MUCH!
8. Devil-worship brings people together.
9. This story is just an excuse to tell people he flew first class, right?
10. CHECKMATE, VAXXERS.
11. That cashier’s name? Albert Einstein.
12. Those darn kids and their rock music.
We like you. Do you like us too?