Some advice for anyone who thinks “I’m a gentleman” is a really sexy opener: remember to throw in that you have an impressive sword collection and that your mom’s basement has a waterbed.
Also, talk about that one time you drank a 2L bottle of Mountain Dew and couldn’t get to sleep until at least 11:30 p.m.
Also, don’t follow any of this advice.
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