Stock photo companies do their best to have a photo for any need, but that also means that some of the photos are so bizarre it’s hard to imagine any real use for them. A lot of them also feature unnecessary, inexplicable nudity. Here are the 25 most inscrutable stock photos of naked women.
1. Balancing a Grapefruit on her Head
This picture will be perfect for my presentation on the effects of citrus on naked women.
2. Holding a Hairless Cat
There’s an obvious pun here, but I’m not going to make it. (HINT: It’s the first thing you and everyone else thought of.)
3. Eating a Hamburger as If It Were the Last Hamburger on Earth and Someone is Trying to Steal it from Her
Some prop guy was a little overzealous with applying to ketchup to this thing.
4. Eating Ice Cream
I guess this one kind of makes sense? Maybe it’s a really hot day.
5. Covered in Cabbage Leaves
“Take off your clothes and put on this cabbage.” “Wait, what?”