This is how you get even.
1. It’s only fair.
2. For the person truly dedicated to revenge.
3. To be fair, this would’ve been the shittiest proposal.
4. Leave me in the car, huh?
5. Dunno about this revenge suggestion, though.
6. Even non-sentient snowmen get revenge from time to time.
7. A frustrated parent’s subtle revenge.
8. I want this clever neighbor.
9. Don’t be loud, rude assholes.
10. Bernie, the ultimate badass.