11 Hot Burns That Drop Kick People Into the Trash

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    Get a good look at these folks while you can, cuz after this they’ll be roasted beyond recognition.

    1. Shortly after this he purchased a tiny house deep in the woods and lived as a roasted recluse.

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    2. Get it?!? You don’t have sex with PEOPLE! Dummy!

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    3. Even if her parents found her they wouldn’t want her back.

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    4. To serve and protect, the mall, probably.

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    5. Three times more bird friends than human friends.

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    6. Go-to song? Radiohead’s “Creep”.

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    7. The store-brand version of the Eternal Sunshine girl has come to life.

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    8. Always so close to marriage, yet so far away.

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    9. I’ve totally had sex before though. Must’ve been a year ago. Yeah that sounds right. 

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    10. Hello darkness my old friend…

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    11. Your entire life is a stealth mission pal.

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