1. There goes my heeero, watch him as he goees.
2. How…do I….force….quit?
3. Excuse me, flight attendant? I believe my ticket affords me…special privelages?
4. Please, Mr. Hoppy. The world is far too scary a place. My mouth is safe and warm.
5. Mmmmm synonyms.
6. Too late, already doin it.
7. To eternal DANGNATION!
8. IT’S THE LITTLE SAINT NICK OOOOOOO LITTLE SAINT NICK.
9. Satan has made me stronger, sweetheart.
10. This belongs in a collection of short stories.
11. How can you deny that face?
12. Shedding the heavy shackles of preteenhood.
We like you. Do you like us too?