Humblebragging should probably be one of the 7 deadly sins. Like, I’m going to humbledrag these nuts across your face if you don’t shut up about how great you are by thinly masking it as a flaw.
As they say, teach a man to fish, you’ll feed him for a day, teach a man to fish for compliments and he’ll literally do it for the rest of his stupid life.
*Eye rolling intensifies*
1. I mean, did you even do a good deed if you don’t tell everyone immediately after?
2. It’s so hard learning other languages when you already know so many languages.
3. He’s restored faith in all the good people on the BOYCOTT ONLINE GARAGE SALE page.
4. I bet this guy is definitely very funny :~)
5. Wow, you didn’t get 100%, though. That’s embarrassing.
6. I’m super dumb, that’s why I need you to know how high my IQ is.
7. I DIDN’T DO THIS FOR ATTENTION PLEASE GIVE ME ATTENTION!
We like you. Do you like us too?