Grab some bench there pal, your ass just dunked on HARD. Just sit there and think about how stupid you look and how much everyone is laughing at you.
1. Owen Wilson’s running around saying muffled, noseless “Wows” left and right.
2. Why dontcha tell us what you’re doing here, huh? See you brought a bunch of wine coolers?
3. I’ve never watched a Syfy original series and still know this is perfect.
4. Give the dude a life sentence for sentencing you to life with those monstrocities.
5. Too soon?
6. Heheheh 69. Nice.
7. Whoever told you Hillary Clinton’s haircut was the move was wrong, man.
8. Captain America would never lie to me.
9. This girl is Crimson Chin and Cleft The Boy Chin Wonder all in one.
10. Gettin this guy and Jesus in one room would make for a pretty fucking great party.
11. A jawline that doubles as a can-opener.
We like you. Do you like us too?