Seriously, see how far you can make it in this post without cringing your face right off.
1. I’ve always found “I’m surprisingly a gentleman” to be the line that works everytime.
2. A modern day prophet, with more Reddit karma than Jesus ever had.
3. I have a feeling I know the answer.
4. Save some road head for the rest of us man.
5. Prepare your inbox, lady.
6. Everything about this seems healthy and well-adjusted.
We like you. Do you like us too?