12 Dudes That 100% Blew Their Chances of Getting a Date

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    A bad opening line doesn’t necessarily mean that you won’t be able to score a date. But, you have to think quickly in order to recover from a the raging fire that was your pick-ip attempt.

    These people may not have gotten that memo, because they are just throwing gasoline on the fire and we’re pretty sure there are no survivors left. 

    1. Just as a rule of thumb, maybe don’t ask out a stranger you’ve never met/spoken to over a text.

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    2. He’s full of shit. Literally.

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    3. Crash. and. Burn. 

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    4. Do you think I’m attractive? Because I think you’re just average. 

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    5. No one likes the sweet guys anymore.

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    6. See how well negging works?

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    7. I’M A NICE GUY YOU DUMB BITCH. 

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    8. “Do you like fedoras” should be a required question on every dating site.

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    9. You were so close, my dude.

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    10. How did this guy not get the reaction he wanted? 

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    11. Sorry this mystery child asked you out on a date. She’s so rude.

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    12. CAN YOU TELL I’M A NORMAL, STABLE HUMAN?

    Dudes That 100% Blew Their Chances of Getting a Date

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