If these products made it to Shark Tank, they’d be laughed off set.
1. Never has masturbating been sadder.
2. Nothing is more baffling than an inflatable cat. Under what circumstances does one want/need an inflatable cat?
4. I think this person overestimated the public’s desire for sperm merchandise.
5. Because fashion.
6. Ooor you could buy a bag not made of genitalia-touching undergarments.
7. Keeps the bugs out and the loud, plastic crunch noises in.
8. Perfect for the dog owner who absolutely despises their dog?
9. “That sensual no-bra-look”
10. What exactly is the purpose here?
11. Somewhere, there is a bunch of faceless Barbies just waiting to give someone a lifetime of nightmares.
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