Do you find ketchup offensive?
Do you feel it’s an entire industry based on the abuse and exploitation of perfectly lovely tomatoes?
Do you want to die a little bit any time you see someone ruining food with ketchup, the literal blood and tears of the tomato?
Then get ready to be angry, because these pictures are nothing but blasphamy and vinegar.
1. Fucking, goddammit Meghan.
2. This should actually be punishable by death.
3. Lord, save this woman for she has a demon within her soul.
4. And Jesus wept.
5. Melissa needs to go straight to fiery brimstones of hell.
6. What are you trying to do, McDonald’s? Kill me??
7. And you also put the only thing we needed to know in order to swipe left.
8. Whoever did this is actually cuckoo bananas.
10. “I felt like destroying something beautiful”
11. And this is why we can’t be friends.
12. At this point, you should just set the dishes on fire.
13. “It’s a prank, BRO” No. It’s life or death.
We like you. Do you like us too?