Being the world’s greatest asshole is one thing, but if you’re pompous too, woaaaa Nelly you’re a real special breed of jack-off.
These people may think they’re in the smartest 1% of the population, but we all know better.
Really, they rank in the 1% of most punchable. And that’s pretty impressive considering the current state of politics.
1. You must be fun at parties.
2. Is…is this a shitty riddle?
3. Just a concerned father, who doesn’t understand how viruses evolve, but is still somehow smarter than Edward Jenner.
4. There’s no “I’ in team, but there is a “U” in “suck”
5. The true mark of a genius is fighting on an App store comment section.
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